Have you ever?
1. Have you ever felt certifiably nuts?
2. Have you ever secretly hoped for rain so you could have an excuse to be lazy?
3. Have you ever seen a spider and felt paralyzed?
4. Have you ever choked from breathing wrong?
5. Have you ever heard children laughing at 1:40AM with none to be found?
6. Have you ever eaten an entire tub of mini wafers all by yourself?
7. Have you ever dreamed you were on a magic carpet and could fly?
8. Have you ever forgotten to eat and had your kids remind you?
9. Have you ever eaten geoduck?
10. Have you ever had a panic attack in Wal-Mart?
11. Have you ever found yourself staring at someone and couldn’t stop?
12. Have you ever felt giddy about a photo?
13. Have you ever burnt two packages of popcorn in a row?
14. Have you ever cleaned your house naked?
15. Have you ever kissed a fish?
16. Have you ever rescued a mouse from an electrical box?
17. Have you ever peed in a lake?
18. Have you ever used bleach to remove self tanning streaks?
19. Have you ever slept for 20 hours straight?
20. Have you ever fallen flat on your face just walking?
21. Have you ever left your husband a voicemail that the house is on fire?
22. Have you ever taken a barf bowl on a plane with you?
23. Have you ever spent 5 hours making the perfect cupcakes for a school party?
24. Have you ever flossed while on the streets of New York?
25. Have you ever been convinced there was a man living in your attic?
On a scale from 1-10, 10 being completely nuts, where do I rank?
How would you rank yourself? Feel free to share examples.
Come on peeps, help me out here. After all, crazy loves company!
By the way, at the end of Little Man's photoshoot, we were all laughing our heads off.
