Friday Flip-Offs, 6/11 Edition

This is Friday-Flip Offs, the place to rid yourself of all that random annoying crap that seems to worm it's way into your life and fester like a boil just below the surface waiting to explode.

Gigi at Kludgymom is the brains behind this brilliant idea. Please stop by and give her some love. She's got some great FFOs to read.

So, without further ado, let's begin this VIRTUAL DETOX. Ahem...

To mother nature who has 6 straight days of thunderstorms planned at the exact moment summer break begins... seriously? Come on. Cut a girl some slack here. Flip-Off!

To Aunt Flo who seems to come at the most inopportune of times bringing with her all sorts of nasty, disgusting, and/or uncomfortable ailments that no woman is ever allowed to speak of, let alone complain about. You are an injustice to womankind. Flip-Off.

To Father Time who seems to be speeding up as I write this, leaving me with anxiety and headaches as I am continually 3 days and 5 projects behind. AHHHHHHHHH. Flip-Off.

To my giant handbag that seems to be the new dumping ground for random rocks, electronics, and all manner of junk the children deem as treasured valuables that they themselves can't carry. You seem to be more like a magician's hat trick than what you were intended, doing a serious number to my lower back and leaving me super agitated every time I get to the counter and need my wallet. Well, your days are OVER. I have a smaller, more hip and trendy replacement that will not allow for such nonsense. Flip-Off.

To the B word. You know, B-O-R-E-D, that has been used 47 times since 12:15 PM yesterday when the children flung open those school doors for summer break. You are not to be tolerated in this house and should just give it up already. You are banned here. I win. Flip-Off.

And last but certainly not least...

To My To-Do list that is breeding in double digits every minute of every day. I was really excited about the idea of a relaxing summer filled with lazy days poolside sipping fresh lemonade with no cares in the world. Grrr. Just go away already and stop ruining all my plans. Flip-Off!

{insert deep breath here}

I'm feeling so much better!

Now it's YOUR turn. What is bugging you these days? If you are in need of a great vent, try Friday Flip-Offs. It's free and so therapeutic and I'm sure you already have plenty of material. Give it a go! Then stop by the other FFOs. They are so entertaining and sure to bring some good gut rolling laughs.